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Tweak says, "You got love to burn!"

B. (befaeli) wrote,
@ 2020-10-20 23:57:00

Current mood:

hollywoodglam

No.

got me stuck on ya elevator

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	Yes. leonardo 2008-11-07 09:58 am UTC (link)
	It'd be a terrible injustice. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Never. befaeli 2008-11-07 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I would learn to tuck it just for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fine. leonardo 2008-11-07 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to have nightmares tonight, thank you very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I win! befaeli 2008-11-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Please, anything with me in it should be a wet dream. And they usually are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No, you're losing, because I always win. leonardo 2008-11-07 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	I must never dream about you then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Except at Monopoly. Monopoly will always be mine. befaeli 2008-11-07 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sad for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bar, you can't even pronounce Boardwalk, nevermind Ventnor. leonardo 2008-11-07 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Feel sad for me, then you'll feel obligated to make it up to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	As you like to say....don't hate. befaeli 2008-11-07 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	And you can buy my company with the diamond-encrusted heels I saw at Neimans and the world will be back to normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Don't hate, let's mate. leonardo 2008-11-07 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Are you serious? Are they at least conflict-free diamonds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	..... I do not even have a reply to that! befaeli 2008-11-07 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. They have the certification tag and everything. Hanukkah is coming, you know. Or Christmas if you prefer. I'm flexible. Also, do not make that into a perverted joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	No? But I bet you're smiling and that's reply enough. leonardo 2008-11-07 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you know I had to read that twice before I realized what perverted joke I could even make... I hope that proves I'm not as perverted as you seem to think I am. Chrismukkah, we can call it. I can't get you something you ask for, it defeats the element of surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	It's more of the "oh my gosh he KNOWS I don't have a reply to that!" smile. befaeli 2008-11-07 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	You can be pretty dirty, although I'm catching on! Soon enough I'll be up to your level. Chrismukkah it is, get me something amazing each night for eight days and I will return the favor on Christmas morning, Christmas Eve if you prefer. Of course you can get me what I ask for, it defeats the element of a return policy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oh sorry, I'm not familiar with that smile whatsoever. leonardo 2008-11-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can? Really? Don't say that too loudly. Nevermind Christmas, I'm looking forward to my birthday right now. And why would you ever return something that I would so graciously give to you? That just doesn't make any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You think you are just so coy....you will see who comes out on top. befaeli 2008-11-07 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Good thing I am birthday present enough! I will just stick a bow on my head or something else. Cupcakes by mail. I would never return anything, mostly because you like to buy from those airline in-air flight catalogs and I cannot figure out how to send it back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	What does coy mean? Forgive me, I'm ESL. leonardo 2008-11-08 12:31 am UTC (link)
	YOU? With a bow on your head, that's a gift? Actually it might be worth it, just to see you stick a bow on your head. I love cupcakes. Those funfetti ones with all the sprinkles and stuff? The only thing I've bought from in-air flight catalogs is from the liquor menu. And maybe once or twice condoms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You think are are just so funny, don't you? befaeli 2008-11-08 10:08 am UTC (link)
	There will be no bow for you, you are so mean. Oooh, funfetti! Chocolate funfetti or regular? The chocolate tastes funny, maybe chocolate icing... They have pet stairs in those in-air catalogs! I was really tempted to order them. ......THEY DO NOT SELL CONDOMS, STOP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Once in awhile... once in awhile. leonardo 2008-11-08 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	How am I mean?? The bow was your idea. Regular, I prefer vanilla to chocolate. Chocolate frosting is okay. What are pet stairs? YES THEY DO. With big colorful advertisements. And they sometimes have dispensers in the lavatories with signs that say "Welcome to the Mile High Club!" (Reply to this) (Parent)